Temperature Talk

Our after dinner conversation went like this last night.

Marshall completely out of nowhere asks, "Where is the Synagogue Thermometer?"

Me: "What???"

Marshall: "A Synagogue Thermometer! (He gets upset pretty fast when we don't understand what he is asking.)

Brian: "A Synagogue is a place where Jewish people go to worship."

Marshall: "No. A Synagogue thermometer!"

Me: "What are you talking about?"

Marshall: "It's the opposite of Fahrenheit."

There was a loud, "Ooooohhhhhhhhh" from the rest of the family at this point.

Me: "Marshall. I think you mean Celsius."

Marshall's response: "Oh."